Top 10 Hottest Aliens from Movies and TV


[Number 6]: It’s about time! I wondered when you’d get here. [Narrator]: They may not be real, but you wouldn’t have had a chance anyway. Welcome to and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 hottest aliens from movies and TV. [Munro]: I’d like to take a few pictures… for the archives. [Narrator]: Just to keep things on the level, we’re only rounding up women from off world. Alien robots are fair game as well, as long as they’re sentient. [Seven of Nine]: Are you in love with me, Ensign? [Kim]: Well, no… [Seven of Nine]: Then you wish to copulate? [Kim]: No! [Solo]: Who are you? [Leia]: Someone who loves you. [Solo]: Leia! [Narrator]: Kicking off our list is the princess from the ill-fated planet Alderaan. Aside from making golden bikinis look way hot, she’s rocking the killer buns – hair buns, that is – and is anything but the typical damsel in distress. [Solo]: What the hell are you doing? [Leia]: Somebody has to save our skins! [Narrator]: A lady who can handle herself, and a blaster, the only strikes against her is an innocent bit of incest and the threat of her Sith lord father force-choking you when you bring his daughter home late. Do you find this blue feline featured giant alien sexy? No worries! It’s cool, she’s portrayed by Zoe Saldana after all! A warrior chick that knows what’s truly important in life, her most interesting feature is her ability to connect with others, the planet and animals. Some would find that off-putting, but we admittedly find it pretty kinky. Plus, she is a princess, even if her castle is just a giant tree. [Sully]: I see you. [Neytiri]: I see you. [Narrator]: This Vulcan science officer is the first of her kind to serve alongside humans for any prolonged period of time. Though she’s in her 60s, we’re not even sure she’s the oldest on this list. [T’Pol]: I fail to see your point. [Narrator]: Preferring men half her age, she didn’t win us over with her logic. Rather, it was all those decontamination showers and her skill at applying Vulcan neuropressure therapy, a procedure that apparently requires minimal clothing! This college vixen is more than meets the eye. She’s actually a Decepticon “Pretender”. A girl literally designed to make you cheat on your actual supermodel girlfriend, Alice just screams bad girl. [Sam]: I’m in a relationship, kind of… [Alice]: Relax. I just want to have some fun. [Sam]: Wanna have some fun? [Narrator]: With so much eye candy on the outside, how can we fault her for really being a hideous robot underneath? Alice serves as the ultimate test as to whether or not you really care about what a gal is like on the inside. [Number 6]: Are you alive? [Officer]: Yes. [Narrator]: This human-form Cylon is one of a kind! Actually, not so much, she’s literally a “model”, with countless duplicates roaming the cosmos. Not just able to kick ass and be reborn in a new body, she is hell-bent on destroying humanity, and hell-bent on looking good while she does it! She may be a bit of a religious nut, but this blonde bombshell will get stuck in your head! [Number 6]: And God wanted me to help you. [Baltar]: Right, he spoke to you, did he? You had a chat. [Seven of Nine]: Seven of Nine, tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, but you may call me Seven of Nine. [Narrator]: This alien used to actually be a human from the Tendara Colony who was altered by the Borg when she was very young. A woman who enjoys skin-tight catsuits and low-cut collars as much as we do, she’s also wicked smart, socially awkward and not big on “emotions”. Best of all, she’s refreshingly straightforward, not having mastered nuance or simple dating conversations! We can only imagine what a drunk text from her would be like. [Seven of Nine]: Take off your clothes. [Kim]: Seven… [Seven of Nine]: Don’t be alarmed. I won’t hurt you. [Muffy]: Absolute bitch, you ate my rat! [Xev]: I’m sorry! [Narrator]: (Xev) Bellringer is a bio-engineered alien sex slave from the planet P3K. Alluring by design, she packs Angelina-Jolie-like lips and the combined libido of a small country. Even though the fact that she was created from splicing an obese woman with space lizard DNA sounds pretty gross on paper, you can’t argue with the results. The cousin of Superman, this invincible flying alien visited Earth to recover a magical object. A blonde bombshell, she can fly, shatter anything with her super strength, and looks mighty fine in her cape and costume. She’s so intoxicating that drunken rednecks don’t care how powerful she is, they still want a piece of the action. Yes, you guessed it… the “S” stands for self-reliable. What did you think? This perfect specimen, played by Milla Jovovich, was created from alien DNA to be a Supreme Being and the savior of mankind. Although pure and innocent, she is equally capable of defending herself. She is extra near and dear to our hearts for rocking her sexy hospital attire, orange hair and one heck of a healthy appetite. Taking the top spot on our list is the alien bombshell who absolutely loves to mate. Backing up her insatiable sexual desire is a smokin’ hot bod. Unfortunately, there’s always a catch, the least of which is the fact that she’s always trying to get pregnant. She also always tries to kill her mate and transforms into a grotesque monster but you know: details, details. Come on, you’d still try your luck, right? Agree with our list? Which alien beauty engages your warp drive? For more top 10s that are easy on the eyes, be sure to subscribe to [Seven of Nine]: All right… Let me know when you wish to resume our work.


100 Responses

  1. Big Travis

    May 26, 2019 6:50 am

    That Vulcan with the dyke haircut is not sexy
    Now the Vulcan chick from the original series who Spock fights for is a smoke show

  2. J Fizzle

    May 27, 2019 10:33 am

    My list…
    10. Gamora
    9. Gamora
    8. Gamora
    7. Gamora
    6. Gamora
    5. Gamora
    4. Gamora
    3. Gamora
    2. Gamora
    1. Gamora

  3. Kemper Smith

    June 9, 2019 5:01 pm

    I am not in agreement with selections 1 & 2. There is no way Zoe Saldano is not in this list as herself from Marvel's Universe. The Alien Terminator of T-3 would have been my #1 choice going away and the Princess from "Dune" would get at least an honorable mention let alone the lead character's mother.

  4. Captain John

    June 30, 2019 3:09 pm

    Do a top10 Star Trek! And it better feature Counselor Troi, or you'll get a photon torpedoe up your…well, you know where I'm going. Have a nice day. 👽


    July 1, 2019 8:08 pm

    Ok whoa I didn't expect Alice to show on this list. Like yeah she's hot. I have an idea you guys should do Top 10 sexiest female Marvel characters in comics
    Edit: I just looked it up and it was done actually

  6. Jürgen

    August 22, 2019 6:58 pm

    Just bought this, after i saw the Video 😀

    Dont click on the link XD

  7. Jerry Dismukes

    September 16, 2019 11:26 pm

    None of the hotties from 'Farscape' ???? … The Orion slave (green) women from 'Star Trek' ??…. DEANNA TROI???? … yeeeeaaaahhh… calling bull crap on this list….

  8. Bundy714

    September 19, 2019 9:48 am

    How'd you miss Morena Baccarin? She's smoking hot, and played an alien at least 4 different times. She was in "V" the TV series, Firefly, Serenity, and Stargate SG-1. She's a beautiful woman. If none of those shows ring a bell, maybe you'd remember her in Deadpool and Deadpool 2, where she played Vanessa, Wade's smoking hot love interest. She wasn't an alien in Deadpool, but I figure that most everyone would remember those roles, as they were pretty recent.

    Here is a video of some of her best scenes: She's been in a lot of shows and movies but she's one of those actresses that can look so different that you may not realize how many different times you've seen her. She always looks awesome tho, imho.

  9. bheast86

    September 20, 2019 5:29 pm

    Could be more attention paid to the STAR WARS mythos – three trilogies and spinoffs: Padme (and her double), Rey etc.
    Not much attention paid to the various alien tail Captain Kirk hit, or Kira, Jadzia and others from DS9
    You don't seem to be aware of British TV, n.b. Doctor Who: Leela (human, but after generations living on another world), Romana(s), Nyssa, the Rani, assorted one-offs.


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